Breaking News: Hillary Clinton Mulls Israeli Offer

After Hillary's 10 point Pennsylvania win, she scooped $3,000,000 in campaign contributions mostly from AIPAC. The rumor is it's partial thanks for the "obliteration of Iran" comment but also predictably in Zionist "what's next" greed, AIPAC proposes that if she's elected one of her first executive orders will be the selling of the "air rights" over the White House. The Zionists want to build a platform where an alternate meeting place for Israel's Knesset can meet. It's understood that fifth/filth columnist media mogul Mort Zuckerman will handle the details and the price to be ultimately paid. Both Hillary and Mort agree that the price will be low because the U.S. cannot afford it since all Israeli state debts are ultimately forgiven anyway.