Rumsfeld and Cheney Conversation

Don: Looks like Obama and AG Holder want to come after us for torture.

Dick: That's graitude. After making the country comfy for blacks by destroying our education system and banning critical thinking among white students now they want to preach morals to their betters.

Don: That's irritating. Torture? How about 40 years of political correctness torture? All are equal? What a crock. What's George think?

Dick: I havn't told him what to think yet.

Don: He's writing a book?

Dick: Now that's torture. 

Don: How's your heart Dick?

Dick: What are you getting at?

Don: Fight political correctness with political correctness. You know. Get a wheelchair. Strap an oxygen bottle to it. Be escorted by some uniformed contractors. Try to look like Lord Nelson did. Sling your arm. Wear an eye patch. Get sympathy form congress and the American people. Turn in your bird shooting guns. Kick a Jew and then embrace the same Jew. You know something for everyone. Broaden out.

Dick: How about me being a witness for the prosecution?