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Jacko is gone. How about mummification for the King Of Pop? All that plastic surgery nearly did the job already. Bill Clinton is determined to head the Michael Jackson grief conga line. Maybe Bill could pre-record his own eulogy now and then pre-announce it at a Jackson Celebration of Life event.

Bernie Madoff will be sentenced on Monday. Professional Holocaust exploiter Elie Wiesel was big loser of Holocaust writings royalties that he invested with the Ponzi schemer. Losing relatives in the concentration camps is one thing but losing money really hurts.