GM Plans Presidential Cadillac Model

General Motors is planning a special edition of Cadillac. It will be called the "Presidential Limited ". Only 100,000 will be made. Considering the vast sums of money that President Obama has given the greatly diminished auto giant, it's a small token.

The Caddie will be somewhat retro in style, accessaries and colors. Style- wise it will resemble the "fin tail" Cadillacs of the late '50s and early '60s. The colors will be in African Union light greens and yellow with a purple colored Fleetwood in a very limited edition. Accessaries will include, leopard -skin seat covers, jeweled mud flaps and fluffy steering wheels. The car screams "Pussy". 

Word of the car leaked to President Obama. He was heard to remark, " Sounds like a Polish delight".