Gavin Newsom Governor's Race Website

" Hi, I'm Gavin Newsom and I'm running away from my mayors job and running for governor of California. My plans for California and philosophy in general can be summed up in Cole Porter's hit "Anything Goes". That's why you can hear his song in the backround. I believe that California's borders and laws are virtual and consequently left to interpretation. All peoples are invited. Now that's a simple a message.

Please hit up Twitter, My Space, Facebook and other popular web sites to read and hear my message in 32 different languages including Yiddish and   trash-nigger dialects. Also I appear in frontal nudity on a restricted porn site together with my wife and selected members of the gay/boy, lesbian/girl benevolent societies.

Keep in mind that this is only a start. Together we can take it all to the next level. Vote Gavin Newsom."