S.F. Supervisors Need Oath From Illegal I.D. Applicants.

May I offer a suggestion to our Board Of Supervisors?

Whereas S.F. Supervisors are the paragon of liberality and recently affirm this with the issuance of I.D. cards to illegal immigrants. Whereas S.F. Supervisors would like San Franciscans at large to follow and model their own personal behavior on the Board's personality. Should it not follow that the mostly poor,illegal immigrants that we want to attract to San Francisco be somewhat modeled on the Board and our city's preferred resident? Therefore to that goal I propose the requirement of a an oath of preferred behavior from said illegal immigrants before they be granted quasi-legal illegal status.

To wit:

I am an illegal immigrant and I promise the following. So help me Tom Ammiano.

1) I will never have children until I am legal.
2) I will never be a burden to the S.F. tax payer.
3) I will never commit ANOTHER illegal act which includes promoting or supporting cock fighting or using or selling drugs.
4) I will never litter.
5) I will never vote republican.
6) I want affirmative action status against other settled minorities so that the Board can appear to be even more liberal than previously imagined. How else can I afford to live in the city? Maybe if the Board would partition some homes in the Western Addition, Chinatown or Pacific Heights?
7) I promise to be ambivalent about anything that requires critical thinking.

Nancy Pelosi : Weak & Confused About Speaker's Duties

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi said before the 2006 elections that made her the first woman Speaker Of The House, that the impeachment of Bush/Cheney "..was off the table". Well she has stuck to that oath. But what about the oath she took in Congress? You know the one, about upholding the laws of the U.S. Shouldn't she follow the facts no matter where they may lead? Even if it's an impeachment of Bush/Cheney. Who is she to take impeachment off the table?

Bush and Cheney have done enough damage to rate being hung. Poor Pelosi can't get the courage for a relatively mild impeachment.