Condi Rice And The Watermelon Frappiano

Secretary Of State Condi Rice screams at her assistant, " No more watermelon frappianos till I finish with these calls. I'm determined to be assumed as being part of the Israeli/Palestinian cease fire when it happens. Hell the Israelis are running out of targets and I will be left out".

Condi stomps her size 10 foot. She shatters her 8th Ferragamo high heel. Simultaneously picking her ear and nose she dials George. He picks up the phone wrong way around and answers, " Hi Condi". He mostly always answers " Hi Condi" because she's mostly the only one that calls because George is the only one that takes her seriously.

Condi screams, "Switch the phone around". She continues, " George , how can I be seen to be part of the peace process?"

George blurts out an insight," Condi , you will have a tough time being seen because you are black and don't reflect light very well".

Condi slams down the phone and yells, " Get me a watermelon frappiano ASAP".

Max Boot : Another Zionist Distorts History

Oh these Zionists, they distort in the morning, they distort in the afternoon and they fall asleep dreaming of distortions when they awake. Zionist Max Boot is a senior fellow at America's Council Of Foreign Relations. Today in "The Wall Street Journal", he wrote an op-ed piece that compares the centuries long battle between the Scots and the English that started in the 13 century as a proper comparison for the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. I.E. the slow-motion genocide of the Palestinians and their response against the Israelis may last for centuries and the U.S. should get use to seemingly perpetual war and it's funding.

Boot's distortion exists in the Israeli claim on Palestinian territory is as justified as the English claim on the Scotish throne. Say what? One historical wrong desereves to be duplicated and endured by another wrong? One sees how Zionists have gotten the boot from unsuspecting countries in the past! But the real distortion is the comparing of of the 20th century phenomenon of Israel to the real country of England. Also England wasn't supported by a foreign country in it's aggression toward Scotland in contrast to the U.S. support of Israel against the Palestinians. Boot the Boot.