Students : A New Way To Enjoy Your Mexico Spring Break

Attention spring-breakers headed for Mexico, leave your violent video games at home. Go to Mexico on a real-time violent mission! Help to bring peace to our southern neighbor and partially undo the damage that Spain's 16th century raider Hernando Cortes did to the natives. Go to Mexico to kill the greasy drug dealers and gangs that are killing the locals and holding up the tourists. That's right, tourists are being stolen from in the Mexico City Airport after converting dollars into pesos. The Mexican government has assigned an additional 800 police in the airport concourses to stop this chaos but it persists.

Spring breakers can get a kick and revenge on the scum who travel to the U.S. to game our system and in many cases just to commit felonies. Forget the booze and drugs also. Your girl friend will think you wonderful and wont have to be put in the mood for love when she sees you kill a Mexicorn bandido. So saddle up, tonight we drink tommorrow we kill.

Remember The Border Fence?

One of the legacies of the spending monkeys in Washington will be the environmentally disastrous and expensive U.S./Mexican border Fence. The 670 mile fence was constructed to halt the illegal immigration flow rather than simply enforcing existing laws concerning hiring illegals. Well with the U.S. unemployment rate heading north of 8% the el norte flow of Mexican illegals has slowed considerably and in fact a lot of the illegals are heading south/sur back to old Mexico.

So how can the conservative boondoggle fence project be made into a liberal spending monkey boondoggle project? How about retrofitting the wall with doors that only have handicapped handles and ramps that open on the north side? What about port o' potties and showers on the U.S. side? Custom agents asking, " Anything to declare AND is ther anything we can do for you before you leave?" If the illegals can't think of anything then a booklet can be provided with a departing benefits list. The book includes a right to a needle exchange; G.P.S. device; 50 rounds of cartridges; water; food ; army enlistment flyer with automatic citizenship; condoms; black orphans; "Joys Of Judiaism" book; Senator Barbara Boxer's private number - studs ONLY; the novella "Barbara Boxer : To Be Young, Hot And Jewish At The Domino Club In San Francisco In The 1970s"; an easy to inseminate a woman lifer on death row kit and the little advertised legal benefits to common law spouses that flow from that legal act; a switchblade knife guarenteed to be manufactured in Iran but operating manual is in Hebrew; etc.

PLEASE DON'T STEP ON DESERT TORTOISES WHEN WALKING THROUGH WALL DOOR.

Money For Mexico ?

Our very own insect/alien, Secretary of State Condi Rice just told Mexican Foreign Secretary Patricia Espinosa, " ...that the $400 million for Mexico's drug cartel wars is a priority with the United States". The American taxpayer money is for planes and police training. Planes, police training? Why can't the Mexicans fight the drug cartels hand to hand? They can work off their excess population and save us some bucks.

Mexico and a whole lot of other foreign aid parasites are going to learn how to live with less or no help from the U.S. .

CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME.