Clinton's Plan For Future : How About A Dark-Humor Sitcom ?

It looks like Team HillBilly's political carreer has seen it's best days. What can these two colossal frauds do to stay in the public eye, avoid one on one contact with each other, get over paid, say what people want to hear and keep married to avoid divorce attorney fees?

How about pushing one of the networks to do a dark-humor sitcom loosely based on the Clinton's political life that follows them into retirement?It could be called The Clitsons. It's centered around Graspy who keeps/steals anything she can and her husband Bump. Bump got his nickname and de facto compass from the bump in his pants that he followed out the door each morning on his way to "work".

Graspy and Bump could have friends. One of Bump's friends could be named James Coupe de Ville. James likes to go to cock fights. Bump goes with him so he can meet the usherettes. Bump always comes home from Coupe de Ville adventures with stains on his trousers. Sometimes the stains are only the sausage and eggs that fell into his lap while trying to neck with an usherette while she was looking the other way and the food was just handed to him. He couldn't make a choice what he wanted more.

Maybe the first episode has Bump being dropped off at his home. He then begins to relieve himself on the lawn but he triggers motion-sensitive lights which illuminate his activity as if it's noon time instead of 2 a.m.. Bump thinks the lights are the flashes of the Papparazzi and turns slowly to give all a clear picture. After the lights go off, Bump strips his stained pants and collapses on the lawn sound asleep. At daybreak, Bump is awakened by the slam of his homes front door. He notices somebody . He asks," What were you doing with my wife?". The woman answers, " We were trading commodities". Bump comments, " That's what you call it?"

To be continued......