New Sitcom: " The Jews Meet The Mother-In-Law"

Seinfeld's producers have quickly marked up a pilot script for a possible new TV sitcom. The working title is " The Jews Meet The Mother-In-Law". The theme song will be the 1961 hit " Mother-In-Law" by Ernie K-Doe. The story is based on the fact that Barack Obama's mother-in-law, Marian Robinson, will be moving into the White House. There she will confront and engage in" honest opinions" dialogue with the numerous cadre of Jews that surround the new president. It's all about race credentials and promises to be great fun. It will be like the 1970s hit sitcom Norman Lear's "All In The Family". Only Marian will be the bigoted African-American and Chief Of Staff Rahm Emmanuel will be the bigoted Jew.

Part of the pilots script has been leaked to the media and I got it. The scene opens in the White House. Mother-in-law Marian Robinson meets Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel outside the Oval Office.

Marian: Hey boy, where's my son-in-law?

Rahm: Shouldn't you be in uniform? There's someone at the door.

Marian: It's the Reverend Jeremiah Wright coming to call, Jew Boy. And you know what he thinks of your kind. I dated Jerry for a while and he got some of his opinions about Heebs like you from me.

Rahm: Listen you tub of shit, don't you pull rank on me. My slave credentials are longer than yours.

Marian: And rightly so. You should be segregated and enslaved. We Africans were minding our business in OUR OWN COUNTRY when we were boarded on ships. What's that on your head?

Rahm: It's a yarmulke you ignorant cow. It's a head covering of distinction.

Marian: Why don't you Jews pay a little more and get a real hat like the fedora the Kingfish wore in "Amos 'n Andy"? The yami is just the remnants of fedora . The stuff that's cut out. Boy you people are cheap.

Rahm: Listen I have'nt the time to bicker. We both know why we are here. It's to get whitey. So can't we work together?

Marian: I will think about it.

The picture fades out.

Clinton's Plan For Future : How About A Dark-Humor Sitcom ?

It looks like Team HillBilly's political carreer has seen it's best days. What can these two colossal frauds do to stay in the public eye, avoid one on one contact with each other, get over paid, say what people want to hear and keep married to avoid divorce attorney fees?

How about pushing one of the networks to do a dark-humor sitcom loosely based on the Clinton's political life that follows them into retirement?It could be called The Clitsons. It's centered around Graspy who keeps/steals anything she can and her husband Bump. Bump got his nickname and de facto compass from the bump in his pants that he followed out the door each morning on his way to "work".

Graspy and Bump could have friends. One of Bump's friends could be named James Coupe de Ville. James likes to go to cock fights. Bump goes with him so he can meet the usherettes. Bump always comes home from Coupe de Ville adventures with stains on his trousers. Sometimes the stains are only the sausage and eggs that fell into his lap while trying to neck with an usherette while she was looking the other way and the food was just handed to him. He couldn't make a choice what he wanted more.

Maybe the first episode has Bump being dropped off at his home. He then begins to relieve himself on the lawn but he triggers motion-sensitive lights which illuminate his activity as if it's noon time instead of 2 a.m.. Bump thinks the lights are the flashes of the Papparazzi and turns slowly to give all a clear picture. After the lights go off, Bump strips his stained pants and collapses on the lawn sound asleep. At daybreak, Bump is awakened by the slam of his homes front door. He notices somebody . He asks," What were you doing with my wife?". The woman answers, " We were trading commodities". Bump comments, " That's what you call it?"

To be continued......