Thursday, May 08, 2008

Morons Studying Obese & Lazy Humans: Another Wasteful Government Study

Here's some recent findings about the causes of obesity reached by some of the morons who run expensive government studies at the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia . The study reports " there is a link between irregular sleep [too much and too little] and big bellies". Also the study points to "a link between light sleepers to higher drinking and smoking rates".

The conclusion issued by the CDC was, " We are getting to the point that recommending enough sleep [not too little or too much] as a standard approach to weight loss and prevention of obesity". No, it wasn't Dr. Goldilocks who was the spokesperson for the CDC.

I dont know how much money was spent on this study but it covered a pool of 87,000 adults and was conducted between the years 2004 and 2006. It must have been very expensive. Did it ever occur to the study directors that the main cause of obesity is laziness ? Did it ever occur to the directors of this study that these fat underworked adults would sleep better, drink less and smoke less if they got off their fat ass' and exercised ? The human species is largely disgusting . There are too many of us that really don't merit being supported.

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

WARNING LABEL ON MILEY CYRUS:Don't Look And Don't Touch

About a month ago the Center for Disease Control issued a report that 1 in 4 teenage girls across all races had a STD -sexually transmitted disease. In spite of that grim news, 15 year old Miley Cyrus who stars in Disney's "Hannah Montana" did a sexually suggestive photo shoot for the cover of "Vanity Fair". Miley was encouraged by her parents. The photo shoot was under the direction of Annie Leibovitz of "nude Marilyn Monroe" fame.

I don't know who has handled Miley in her short 15 years. I don't know who will handle Miley before she gets out of her teens in the next 4 years. But to all with an idea to play, a question," Do you feel lucky?"

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