Thursday Morning With Dick And George

Early Thursday morning Dick Cheney bolts into the private quarters of George and Laura Bush. Laura is munching on a cold pizza and reading a tabloid. She doesn't notice Dick. Bush is snoring loudly from under his pillow.

Cheney almost yelling, " Get up you worthless son of a bitch. You got a speech to make ".

Bush flips him the middle finger and asks, " What speech you fat fuck, chosen people or lower taxes?"

Now Cheney is red in the face, " It's the ' I really mean to bomb Iran' speech, you little jerk monkey".

Bush with a particularly dense-look, " Didn't I do that yesterday?".

Cheney in a panic, " Yeah but the market is down over 200. Goldman Sachs just advised clients to sell General Motors, Citigroup and Wall Street brokers. Ya can't trust those filthy Yankees and Jews at that kike firm. Next they will advise sales on Halliburton and the military-industrial complex. We've got to beat the war drums."

Now an anxious Bush fires, " Gee why did'nt you tell me earlier? Hey Dick when I'm out of here can I still have that Dairy Queen in El Paso?"

"You fuckin' useful idiot, of course you can. But don't look for me or Rummy or your pickaninny to come by . Get dressed".

Supporters & Enemies Of Jews Predict Fewer Number

Recently Pastor John Hagee of Christians United For Israel said, " Adolf Hitler had been fulfilling God's will by hastening the return of Jews to Israel according to Biblical prophecy". Reverend Hagee speaks for the most powerful evangelical lobby that together with AIPAC are the core support for Israel in Washington.

So Hitler was an instrument of God? Wait there's more. According to the Book Of Revelations (Apocalypse) in the Bible, when the Jews are back in Israel then and only then will the second coming of Christ begin. This Messianic return has dire implications for many Jews. As per the apocalyptic prophecy, Jews will be given a second chance to accept Christ. The prophecy describes most all Jews refusing to acknowlede Christ for a second time and consequently all Jews save 180,000 will be slaughtered by God's angels.

So Hagee and his horde of evangelicals offer only temporary support of the Jews until they are given their final solution by God. And in a small contrast the real-time enemies of the Jews want them dead now. And the U.S. is smack dab in the middle of the Jews and their enemies only because of the constant flow of bribes/campaign contributions from CUFI and AIPAC. In other words the U.S. is getting paid to protect the Jewish state.

Bush was recently in Israel and gave a speach in the Knesset. He refered to the Jews as the " chosen people". Chosen for what and when?

Slum Landlord Israel Doesn't Like The Rent It Receives

Another week , another 30 or so Palestinians killed by the asymetrical response by Israeli Defense Forces. Israeli tanks, helicopter gunships and F-16's retaliate for largely impotent Palestinian rockets that land ever deeper into what is called Israel. Today the Israelis halted all food and aid into the Gaza. Evidently the "chosen" can do things that agressors in the Congo, Darfur, Kenya etc. can't do without some outrage by the governments of the world. Particularly absent is strong criticism and/or actions by Israel's stooge a.k.a. the United States. Israel should view the rocket fire from the Palestinians as the rent come due from Israel's illegal and immoral occupation of historic Palestine.