Friday, April 17, 2009

Goldman Sachs and End Times

And it came to pass that a Goldman Sachs broker committed suicide. And all knew that the end times had arrived.

And it came to pass that the New Jerusalem provided a new stock exchange to replace the rapture of the old New York Stock Exchange which was cleared of the homeless.

And it came to pass that the Speaker of the House Pelosi was led by the 16 Jewish Senators to the steps of the White House which was inhabited by a black man. They shouted, " B.O. must G.O.".

And it came to pass that BO did indeed go . 

And it came to pass that Mayor Bloomberg was lifted up helped also by his elevator shoes to become the rabbi/president of the New Jerusalem.

And they all shouted, " What could possibly go wrong now?"

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Friday, October 10, 2008

Mayor Bloomberg Wants More

One can take the kike out of his or her greedy culture in eastern Europe but one can't take the greedy culture out of the kike.

And so Mayor Bloomberg of New York City wants to roll back term limits in the City and spend a $100 million on another run for office. It's kind o' like he is reaching back for that expansive experience he felt at his bar mitzvah. Then he was told that he was a "son of divine law" and "chosen"for great things. Hey if laws have to be broken or ignored, Mike was on a "mission from god".

Mike needs peace more than another term as mayor. He should convert to another religion.

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