Friday, April 17, 2009

Goldman Sachs and End Times

And it came to pass that a Goldman Sachs broker committed suicide. And all knew that the end times had arrived.

And it came to pass that the New Jerusalem provided a new stock exchange to replace the rapture of the old New York Stock Exchange which was cleared of the homeless.

And it came to pass that the Speaker of the House Pelosi was led by the 16 Jewish Senators to the steps of the White House which was inhabited by a black man. They shouted, " B.O. must G.O.".

And it came to pass that BO did indeed go . 

And it came to pass that Mayor Bloomberg was lifted up helped also by his elevator shoes to become the rabbi/president of the New Jerusalem.

And they all shouted, " What could possibly go wrong now?"

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Monday, January 19, 2009

Obama & The Lincoln Comparison

Why is Barack Obama trying to pass himself off as resembling Abraham Lincoln? Lincoln was the president who rejected "states rights" to the point of Civil War. The carnage of the war between the states in todays numbers would be over 6,000,000 total deaths in the Union and Confederate armies alone. The civilian deaths and wounded, loss of infrastructure, damage to private property and degredation to the environment was immensely untold.

Slavery was legal but on its way out. Morality aside, technology was close to making the business model of slavery uneconomic. The Civil War was an overeach by North and South. Does America really want another anarchistic-type president who will use the power of his office for yet MORE central planning and control? Will the majorities he enjoys in Congress insure more central planning is on the way? Consequently will the divisevness in American society only expand along "states rights" issues which include, education, health care and most importantly the legal paradigm that will prevail.

Why does Obama evoke Lincoln? Can't he stand on his own? Is he just playing a part? I 'm nervous.

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Friday, January 16, 2009

New Sitcom: " The Jews Meet The Mother-In-Law"

Seinfeld's producers have quickly marked up a pilot script for a possible new TV sitcom. The working title is " The Jews Meet The Mother-In-Law". The theme song will be the 1961 hit " Mother-In-Law" by Ernie K-Doe. The story is based on the fact that Barack Obama's mother-in-law, Marian Robinson, will be moving into the White House. There she will confront and engage in" honest opinions" dialogue with the numerous cadre of Jews that surround the new president. It's all about race credentials and promises to be great fun. It will be like the 1970s hit sitcom Norman Lear's "All In The Family". Only Marian will be the bigoted African-American and Chief Of Staff Rahm Emmanuel will be the bigoted Jew.

Part of the pilots script has been leaked to the media and I got it. The scene opens in the White House. Mother-in-law Marian Robinson meets Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel outside the Oval Office.

Marian: Hey boy, where's my son-in-law?

Rahm: Shouldn't you be in uniform? There's someone at the door.

Marian: It's the Reverend Jeremiah Wright coming to call, Jew Boy. And you know what he thinks of your kind. I dated Jerry for a while and he got some of his opinions about Heebs like you from me.

Rahm: Listen you tub of shit, don't you pull rank on me. My slave credentials are longer than yours.

Marian: And rightly so. You should be segregated and enslaved. We Africans were minding our business in OUR OWN COUNTRY when we were boarded on ships. What's that on your head?

Rahm: It's a yarmulke you ignorant cow. It's a head covering of distinction.

Marian: Why don't you Jews pay a little more and get a real hat like the fedora the Kingfish wore in "Amos 'n Andy"? The yami is just the remnants of fedora . The stuff that's cut out. Boy you people are cheap.

Rahm: Listen I have'nt the time to bicker. We both know why we are here. It's to get whitey. So can't we work together?

Marian: I will think about it.

The picture fades out.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

W.Virginia Vote:Carpetbagger & Klan Culture Whip Black Man

" Politics makes strange bedfellows" . And none stranger than West Virginians with their Klan heritage teaming up with a carpetbagger. Hillary "More White People Support Me" Clinton and 8 in 10 West Virginians who commented in the exit polls that race was a factor publically whipped the black man Barack Obama with a 40% pluarity of votes. West Virginia is 98% white and 2% black. That 2% includes military personnel that are on temporary duty in the state.

Senior Senator Robert Bryd has represented W. Virginia since 1959. In 1945 he was appointed a Ku Klux Klan " Exalted Cyclops"to keep an eye on the local chapter. Bias of any kind is natural. Bias crosses the line when it gets physical or demeaning. So the KKK have a point as long as they use only votes to register their preference. But carpetbagger Hillary marshalling the Klan to rein in and beat a black man who jumped her and Bill's political plantation makes the Klan look ethically better by comparison.

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