New Sitcom: " The Jews Meet The Mother-In-Law"

Seinfeld's producers have quickly marked up a pilot script for a possible new TV sitcom. The working title is " The Jews Meet The Mother-In-Law". The theme song will be the 1961 hit " Mother-In-Law" by Ernie K-Doe. The story is based on the fact that Barack Obama's mother-in-law, Marian Robinson, will be moving into the White House. There she will confront and engage in" honest opinions" dialogue with the numerous cadre of Jews that surround the new president. It's all about race credentials and promises to be great fun. It will be like the 1970s hit sitcom Norman Lear's "All In The Family". Only Marian will be the bigoted African-American and Chief Of Staff Rahm Emmanuel will be the bigoted Jew.

Part of the pilots script has been leaked to the media and I got it. The scene opens in the White House. Mother-in-law Marian Robinson meets Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel outside the Oval Office.

Marian: Hey boy, where's my son-in-law?

Rahm: Shouldn't you be in uniform? There's someone at the door.

Marian: It's the Reverend Jeremiah Wright coming to call, Jew Boy. And you know what he thinks of your kind. I dated Jerry for a while and he got some of his opinions about Heebs like you from me.

Rahm: Listen you tub of shit, don't you pull rank on me. My slave credentials are longer than yours.

Marian: And rightly so. You should be segregated and enslaved. We Africans were minding our business in OUR OWN COUNTRY when we were boarded on ships. What's that on your head?

Rahm: It's a yarmulke you ignorant cow. It's a head covering of distinction.

Marian: Why don't you Jews pay a little more and get a real hat like the fedora the Kingfish wore in "Amos 'n Andy"? The yami is just the remnants of fedora . The stuff that's cut out. Boy you people are cheap.

Rahm: Listen I have'nt the time to bicker. We both know why we are here. It's to get whitey. So can't we work together?

Marian: I will think about it.

The picture fades out.

Obama Vists Israel's Main Attraction

Barack Obama with a round smallish remnant fabric called a yarmulke atop his bowed head visits Israel's main attraction-Yad Vashem. It's the memorial of the app. 6 million Jews that were processed by the Nazis.

I wonder what the Zionist leaders would think if Obama did the relatively same thing to them on a U.S. visit? Suppose Obama were to take them out to Arlington National Cemetery? He then reminds the Zionists that the U.S. lost app. 500,000 soldiers fighting World War II. He also mentions that the world sustained a loss of app. 72,000,000 military and civilians alike in that war. And also notes the untold devestation to the flora and fauna of the planet. I'm sure the Zionist gangsters wouldn't like that. They would perceive a "get out of my face" response by the President.

Sadly that will not happen. But someone has to tell this little state that they are not worth the trouble they have already caused by the crime of their creation and are certainly not worth a World War III.