Mayor Newsom Has Plans For New Child

San Francisco's First Couple have announced they are in a family way. A spokesperson for Gavin and Jennifer Newsom made the public announcement.

In keeping with Gav's antisocial personality and refusing to be bound by the norms of convention, the Mayor's spokeperson held the briefing in a slum part of San Francisco called the Tenderloin at 2 AM early yesterday morning. Here is the announcement.

"Good morning. The Mayor and his wife want the voters of San Francisco and California to know that the couple will have a child. Jennifer and Gavin admit to an artificial insemination procedure . This was a compromise to leaders of the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community who were consulted before the decision by Gavin and Jennifer to have a child. Gays were adamant that the impregnating be done artificially so the icon status of Gav The Liberator would remain intact. This lines up well with Greek mythologys Athena being the Warrior Virgin. The Mayor and his wife have signed a memorandum of understanding with the gay, lesbian,bisexual and transgender community that the child will be raised alternately by nannies and nannos and none of the above. Fondling will be encouraged as a sensitive exposure to other life styles. In a jesture to broaden his political base and reach out to other groups in San Franciscos community, Gavin has promised to include a breakfast with his child to random arrested people the night before although Gav and Jenn will not be there. The childs nursery will have blunted needles from the Citys needle exchange program so the child will know how to cope with a walk in one of the City's parks. The childs name will be New Age. The effort will try to keep the letters in the first name to under 17 but also incude enough references to multicultural voter base. And to sum up the prenatal announcement Gav and Jenn want all to know how grateful they are for the well wishes and that they are discussing a divorce. Thank you and good morning."

Speaking Your Mind As A Second Language

Today the San Francisco Chronicle carried yet again the bleak facts of black children who are born into poverty. It was based on the recently released report by the Alameda County Public Health Department. The black child would probably have been born prematurely versus his white counterpart. As an adult the black was more prone to diabetes, heart disease, cancer, stroke and would probably die 15 years sooner than a white .

Since the 1960s and the Civil Rights movement, people in America have had to practice the charade of " all are equal". It was more than just a casual observance. One could get sued or pilloried as politically incorrect for failure to fall in line. Well the charade has been going on for such a long time that later generations have been so dumbed down by this "all are equal" mantra that many, too many actually believe it! So when facts about the above black child are documented, these dumb people look for others to blame. They blame prejudice, neighborhoods, income differences, schools, books, landfills etc. ad nauseam.

Well how about denying this lie of equality? How about saying "all are known by their differences"? Some are smarter, some work harder, some dont get diabetes , strokes etc. because they eat good food and exercise regularly. In the case of the above black child, he was " born into poverty". Why did his moronic parents have additional children ?

Everyone should at least once a day practice speaking one's mind. Maybe if we all do that often enough we can get critical thinking and speaking from a second language to mainstream.